"Not Me!" Monday

Yippee!  Monday!  Why so happy for Monday?  It is not Spring Break!  We have nothing planned {true...well almost nothing...}  but I'm not happy to have nowhere to be!  We have not been doing lots of this over the weekend preparing for a long week of nothing...

The couch and I have not become really close!  {Yes...that's right...the clock does not say almost 6:00 in the evening and I did not just pry my bottom off the couch where Alex was using me as his pillow!  I did not want to move...I do not love when I get a little snuggle time with him...it is rare...true!}  Seriously...I would not be so idle with my time as that...please...ahem...

Prior to this...however...I did not help Alex cram to meet his AR goal before Spring Break, in which he needed to pass seven tests!  He's always ahead of the game and never procrastinates...like his mother...  We do not work better under pressure...down to the wire...last second ...Gulp!  {Way to go Alex for getting it done!}

I have not fallen in love again with my Hoover FloorMate cleaning the kitchen floor 3 times in one week... {the most it's been cleaned all year... ahem...}  I did not drop a large, completely full cup of Diet Coke from BK from the top shelf of the fridge all over the just cleaned tile spilling and splashing from the inside to under the fridge... preceded by Dan not walking through the kitchen into the family room with muddy shoes {seriously? c'mon now...sigh...} The FloorMate has not been working over time!

I am not so glad that I do not own a runaway Toyota!  So scary!  We had considered trading the Momtaxi in for a Sequoia ...um... maybe not!  {Really true!}  Dan, however does not own a Lexus {yikes!} and I do not wonder when I'm on the road if the Toyota next to me is suddenly going to lose control!  {Be safe all drivers whatever you drive!}

I have not seen Dan all weekend {a little true} because he's not been super rolling the paint, air-hammering nails like crazy, and moving our junk precious goods around in the basement...

{picture this...}

{here on this wall...}

{this is the other side of the finished basement where the kids' playroom will be and he is not duplicating these shelves by building them himself}

{Whew!  Is it time for another nap?}

What about you?  What did you not do... eat almost a whole bag of Caramel Bugles...lay on the couch with the Bugle crumbs and watch Lady and the Tramp all weekend with your kids...or forget your deoderant the day you left the house to meet your mom and sister for lunch wondering if you smelled?  No?  Geesh...me neither, that's for sure!  Be sure to visit mckmama to see who did that....because I'm pretty sure it was not me...ahem...

ps... I do not like Daylight Savings Time!  {So True!} I do not like that an hour of my day is just gone...vanished, never happened, lost!  And I do not like going around re-setting all the clocks throughout the house...even though some of them were never re-set from the last time!  Blah!