"Not Me!" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and so many others have not been doing this week!

We are totally not enjoying the beautiful weather around here and you would not have found me here this weekend!
I would have been inside catching up on that laundry I keep talking about! And I would never hear "Mom! I can't find any underwear!" No, not me!
We did not love getting our hands dirty planting some flowers to spruce up our front steps!






Alex did not come running up from the basement yelling about an enormous spider! I did not hear it's bones crunch when I sadly had to take care of it! I do not still get creepy chills thinking about it's giant black body! {ewwwww!}
I have not left the vacuum cleaner standing in our kitchen all week, unused! What? No, not me! I would have all the floors vacuumed clean of popcorn pieces and cookie crumbs & the vacuum would be neatly stowed away in the closet, where it belongs!
Emily did not tell me I need to go exercise! She's so wrong about that because eating cookies and Chex Mix when they go to bed does not catch up with one's thighs or elsewhere! {Oh goodness, my swimsuit is terrified right now!}
What did you not do? Please share, you know you'll feel better...or not!