"Not Me!" Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and so many others have not been doing this week!
Seriously, is it Monday already? What happened to the weekend?
I hear the weekend was not just absolutely gorgeous, but I wouldn't know...we did not spend the whole weekend at the ice rink for Emily's first Ice Show...
I did not love this super-cute outfit for her show on Thursday...
...but feel that yellow was not one of my favorite colors by Sunday! {Really, I do love it, and she did awesome! Are you not sick of hearing about it?! Sorry, I can not help it!}

{Congratulations, Emily!}

And, she was not super-thrilled to have Grandma & Grandpa, aunt, uncle & cousins in the stands to watch her final performance!

{Alex & cousin Kendall}

I did not find a chewed piece of gum stuck to the container of wipes, which were in my bag...getting everything else sticky! {grumble!}

I do not feel booby-trapped every time I go into Alex's room! He does not have his lights hooked up to the Clapper {Yes, he actually asked for this for Christmas!} which he has set to go off with motion or noise! We were not reading his book the other night when the light suddenly went out...Alex did not suddenly let out a scream to make it come back on! {My heart did not jump out of my chest before I realized what was happening! Crazy kid!}

I do not eat chocolate-chip cookies at 10pm and watch Desperate Housewives!

I do not have trouble saying no and meaning it! Emily did not get out of bed saying she was hungry...I did not say "No, go back to bed!" She did not get up again...I did not give in...she did not go back up to her room with some yogurt... end of story!